Breaking News, NISSAN GT-R LM NISMO Is FWD

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/01/2015 at 21:00 • Filed to: None

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The FIA has released a statement about it:

The new Nissan LMP1 car is wrong wheel drive and therefore will lose at Le Mans. Sorry folks, but front wheel drive is a tool of Satan and therefore not allowed to win.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2015 at 21:05

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Anything else is FWD= EWWWWWWW

FiST/FoST is FWD= YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

(Please don't hurt me)

MultiplaOrgasms > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2015 at 21:07

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FWDFTW

#comeatmebro

Clown Shoe Pilot > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2015 at 21:07

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I like that the FIA spelled "lose" wrong.

djmt1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2015 at 21:08

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Nissan are the new Lancia, anything is possible. First the DeltaWing now this, man I hope this car wins mainly because a FWD car winning would be hilarious but partly because I'm tired of Audi winning again and again and again.

wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2015 at 21:10

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fwd on an LMP1 car? Insane... tire management, tire management, tire management...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Clown Shoe Pilot 02/01/2015 at 21:12

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English isn't their first language.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Clown Shoe Pilot 02/01/2015 at 21:12

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Also fuck you, no they didn't.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > jkm7680 02/01/2015 at 21:18

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What about:

CRX?

Golf GTI?

that Audi TT racecar?

I can't think of anything else.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/01/2015 at 22:15

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nice edit

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Clown Shoe Pilot 02/01/2015 at 23:19

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I know nothing